Charlie and the Chocolate Factory

There was really no good reason to remake “Charlie and the Chocolate Factory.” The 1971 version was just fine, thanks, and I think it’s best if we pretend this one doesn’t exist. Normally, I’d say Johnny Depp would be perfect for a role like Willy Wonka, but he gave the character a really weird personality that just didn’t fit the Roald Dahl or the Gene Wilder version at all. Also, the movie didn’t work in the logical sense. Of course, the whole basis for the movie is to create an unrealistic world, but it started to really annoy after awhile. The acting was also pretty bad in this film, with the exception of Charlie himself. “Charlie” fails on too many levels to be decent.

The part of this film that falls the shortest is the way the movie portrays Willy Wonka himself. Johnny Depp is usually the very best actor available for playing the weird and creepy, so I had high hopes for his depiction of the character in this film. But instead of making him a kind but intimidating candymaker trying to teach brats a lesson, they just turned him into an all out freak. In the original, Wonka seemed to walk around dreamily, appearing lost in his own, chocolaty world. Depp’s version is lost in some chocolaty planet. Which makes it all the weirder when famous director of the strange Tim Burton tried to humanize him by placing emphasis on reconnecting with his father. This Wonka doesn’t resemble the one from the original Roald Dahl book or the one from the 70s movie. It is monstrously wrong, and ruins almost the whole movie.

There were also some serious problems with the realisticness in “Charlie.” I was very irritated in this respect by the people in the movie. A little boy shrinks to the size of a bar of soap and his dad is hardly fazed. Young children are slowly picked off by an uncaring, psychotic man and the families continue with their tour of the factory, unconcerned. A flying glass elevator smashes through Charlie’s house and his family is not in the least upset. There seems to be a pattern developing here. All of this happens partially because of the weird way Burton made the movie, and also the terrible acting of the cast. The only good actor was little Charlie Bucket himself. “Charlie” is a substandard film in all aspects.

“Charlie and the Chocolate Factory” had potential. It had the perfect director for the job, the perfect Wonka for the job, and it had been long enough to wait on the remake to get people interested to see it. But it ended up being terrible. Wonka was represented in an overly psychotic way, and the actors were terrible and never showed emotion when horrible things happened. “Charlie” is not worth seeing if you’ve seen the original, and it only deserves 4 out of 10 stars.